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book.toml

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+[book]
+authors = ["Pleeb"]
+multilingual = false
+src = "src"
+title = "Project: Pleeb"
+
+[output.html]

src/2012-04/4-29-7-45-mqqse.md

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-
 ## 04/29/2012 07:45:00 PM
 
-[¶](../posts/22099714099.html)
 [●](http://blog.tulpa.info/post/22099714099)
 
 > People calling tulpae a psychological disorder is like calling tattoos

src/SUMMARY.md

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   - [Major update](./2012-08/8-31-9-28-update.md)
 - [September 2012](./2012-09/README.md)
   - [Last update...](./2012-09/9-14-1-58-last-update.md)
+- [Apocrypha](./apocrypha.md)
+  - [The Guide of Pleeb](./guide_of_pleeb.md)

src/apocrypha.md

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+# Apocrypha
+
+This may be important in the future, or it may not be. I don't know.

src/build.sh

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 ./2012-09/README.md
   ./2012-09/9-14-1-58-last-update.md
+
+./guide_of_pleeb.md
 '
 
 pandoc -o blogtulpainfo.epub \

src/guide_of_pleeb.md

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+## The Guide of Pleeb
+
+Thirty days after the website tulpa.info is released to the public via the 
+completely unbiased word of Fox News, a mass virtual bombing run is carried 
+out.  The rain of hell and fire leaves the website in a post-nuclear 
+apocalypse.  The disembodied limbs of the countless newfags are scattered 
+amidst the ashes as the older members survive the nuclear fallout and internet 
+faggotry with a shrug of their veteran shoulders. Pleeb leaves the remains of 
+tulpa.info and travels on foot toward the heart of the internet. Along the way, 
+he demonstrates uncanny survival and fighting skills, hunting trolls and 
+swiftly defeating Kadoh and his tulpas who try to ambush him – leaving Kadoh 
+missing one of his hands. Searching for a source of water, he arrives in 
+a ramshackle town built and overseen by Irish. Irish dreams of building more 
+towns from the remains of tulpa.info’s members and controlling the people’s 
+forcing methods by using the power of a certain guide. His henchmen scour the 
+desolate landscape daily in search of it, but to no avail.
+ 
+In the local town bar, Pleeb is set upon by a gang of trolls and he kills them 
+all. Realizing Pleeb is a veteran like himself, Irish asks Pleeb to stay, 
+although it is made clear the offer is non-negotiable. After Irish's servant 
+Tesseract gives Pleeb some food and water, Irish orders another one of his 
+servants, Chess, to seduce Pleeb. Pleeb turns her down after a moment of 
+pondering the offer, but she discovers he has a guide in his possession. Pleeb 
+offers to share his food with her, but first shares some of the ancient and 
+seemingly outdated wisdom from his guide. The following day, Chess talks with 
+Tesseract. Irish overhears them and realizes Chess's words may relate to the 
+very guide he has been seeking. He forces Chess to tell him Pleeb was reading 
+an old guide. When he asks what kind, she says it has to do with hour counts 
+and not using wonderlands. Irish realizes Pleeb has a copy of FAQ\_Man’s guide, 
+the ancient guide he wants. Pleeb sneaks out of his room and goes to the store 
+across the street, where he had earlier given the engineer, ThatOtherGuy, his 
+ipod to recharge the battery.
+ 
+Irish has his henchmen shoot at Pleeb, but the bullets seemingly just graze 
+him, as if he is being protected. Pleeb shoots most of Irish's men and hits 
+Irish in the leg with a shotgun blast. Chess leads Pleeb to the town's water 
+supply, hoping she can accompany him on his adventures. Pleeb traps her inside 
+the caves and continues on alone. Chess escapes and soon finds herself ambushed 
+by two bandits who attempt to rape her, but Pleeb appears and kills them – saving 
+Chess’s life.
+ 
+As they continue on, Pleeb explains to Chess his mission. According to Pleeb, 
+his guide is the last remaining copy of FAQ\_Man’s guide, as all other copies 
+were intentionally destroyed following the website’s holocaust. He says he had 
+made up his mind to protect the old and outdated guide, which then led him to 
+travel deep into the interwebs to a place where it should be safe.  Thus, for 
+the last untold amount of time he has been traveling west, guided by this 
+belief.
+ 
+Eventually, Pleeb and Chess investigate an isolated house. They fall into 
+a hidden pit but manage to allay the suspicions of the residents, Fede and 
+Sands, who invite them in for tea and crackers. When Pleeb realizes the couple 
+are fags, he and Chess attempt to leave, but then Irish and his crew arrive. In 
+the ensuing shootout, Fede, Sands and some of Irish's men are killed. Pleeb and 
+Chess are captured. When Irish threatens to kill Chess, Pleeb gives him the 
+guide. Irish shoots him and leaves him for dead.
+ 
+Chess escapes and drives back to help Pleeb. Rather than chase her, Irish 
+returns to the town since his sole remaining vehicle is running low on fuel. 
+Chess picks up Pleeb further down the internet. They drive until they reach 
+a 4Chan archive, where they find a group intent on saving what they can of 
+tulpa.info’s guides and community. Pleeb tells the guards that he has a copy of 
+the FAQ\_Man guide. Once inside, Pleeb begins to dictate the guide from memory 
+to Amadeus, the group's leader.
+ 
+Meanwhile, back in the town, Irish finds out that the guide is a Microsoft Word 
+Document.  Irish only has Microsoft Paint, and an outdated version of Word 1997 
+that cannot read the newer file.  Irish's leg wound has become infected, and he 
+realizes he is going to die. Order breaks down, and the residents start looting 
+the town.
+ 
+Pleeb dies, but not before he has finished reciting the guide. The printing 
+press at the 4Chan archive begins making copies of the old and golden guide. 
+Amadeus places one on a bookshelf between Lunanite’s guide and Sock’s on one 
+side, and Purlox and Bluesleeve’s on the other. Chess is offered sanctuary, but 
+she chooses to head back home, taking with her Pleeb's possessions.

src/title.txt

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 ---
-title: blog.tulpa.info
+title: "Project: Pleeb"
 author: Pleeb
 ---